FRIDAY 12th DECEMBER

A DOG'S LIFE

Clarence was fun for the first couple of days. No do-do so simple, easy walks. All the girls stopped me around Soho and patted him. Even a security guy at the Song airline shop took him into the store and showed him to Santa and his tipsy elf. "My name is Bulldog," he said. "let me show the girls." How could I refuse.

Today however, Clarence decided to release several days worth of excrement in liquid form on Spring Strret, Thompson Street, you name it street. All I got from the girls today is 'urrrgghhh' and 'Bulldog' had apparently forgotten us as he chased me away with Clarence behind issuing a dayglo line of crap from his butt.

Must remember the plastic bags tomorrow to pick it all up.

I think Oscar is my favourite now. Small dogs, little crap.

Posted by Guy Brighton on December 12, 2003 at 02:40 PM | Tags/Topics: | | (0) | Add GB To Your News Feed

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